#incorrect haikyuu

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Kenma: It's not illegal, though. Kuroo: *stares into Kenma‘s car, which is full of cats* Kuroo: It's just that... there's so many. Kenma: But it's not illegal!

[correct-hq]

Kyoutani, giving Yahaba flowers: They match your eyes.

Yahaba: These are lilies. They are white.

Kyoutani: That’s, like, most of your eyes.

[hikasufumiko]

Daichi: WHY. why did you give Hinata a KNIFE?!

Sugawara: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Daichi: Now I feel unsafe!

Sugawara: I'm sorry.

Sugawara: ...would you like a knife?

[atsu-kinnie]

*At the Onigiri Miya*

Osamu: Tsumu you free this Saturday?

Atsumu: yes, why?

Osamu: What about you Sakusa?

Kiyoomi: No plans at the moment.

Osamu: Great because I am not, you two should go without me, enjoy your date -

Atsumu:

Kiyoomi:

Hinata: FINALLY!

[lemonshrimpular]

when your teammate just says shit that means nothing

[nosanityleft]

what im a hundred percent sure of it that bokuaka would have stargazing dates. bokuto: akaashi! look! a falling star akaashi: wish something bokuto: i wish that you were in love with me akashi: thats a dumb wish bokuto: why would it be? akashi: cause im already head over heels for you, ko <3

[rosecaffelatte]

Yamagata: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Reon: Yes but not by the LAW!

[heartxout]

hinata, giving directions: okay you’re just gonna yeet off at the next exit

ukai: i’m gonna what

[chilichopsticks]

Should I read all these haikyuu angst fics !????

Did he smell like oranges, Kageyama?

Have you found him, Akaashi?

Did he leave you, Kenma?

Did you promise, Shirabu?

Did you date her and love again, Iwaizumi?

Was he the brightest star up there, Tsukishima?

[amezure]

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[correct-hq]

[playing Smash Bros]

Asahi: TAKE THAT, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SIMPLETON!

Daichi: Woah, Asahi! What the-

Asahi: Wha-? Oh I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to snap like that—

Suga, on the same team as Asahi: NO! Stay snapped ASAHI STAY SNAPPED

[seaweedbrainz626]

He would

[sleeping in the same room]

Ushijima: Good night everyone.

Reon: Good night

Tendou: good night. sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop-

Semi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

[ligayakoart]

He's doing his best

[nosanityleft]

kuroo: i don't like the way he looks at you kenma: what way? kuroo: like it owns you. i dont like that. youre mine and mine only. he cant steal you from me. kenma: IT'S A CAT

[txbix-chxn]

Hinata & Kageyama: Are we in trouble?

Daichi: Take a guess.

Hinata & Kageyama: No?

Daichi: Take another guess.